Nice. I’d do this:
12 – Arizona – no wins? Bottom for you.
11 – Oregon – They are losing and they are losing badly.
10 – Cal – Got Damn You Cal. Freaking refs and their freaking time out’s. You should be 11th.
9 – OSU – A win over Cal and hung with first place Utah.
8 – UCLA – Weird. They are way too talented to be this low.
7 – ASU – Stanford should be here, but ASU is so over-rated. I started dropping them a week early.
6 – Stanford – Get your crap together. Now. Go beat Colorado.
5 – Colorado – Beat somebody good. But don’t. Lose to Stanford this weekend.
4 – USC – lol. Please stay down. Schedule Alabama, Stanford, Utah every year. Please.
3 – WSU – You, freaking take the first week off every year. Frick.
2 – Utah – Just win baby. Do it again this weekend.
1 – Washington – I want to discount you like I do Colorado. I irrationally HATE Petersen. We smoked you last year. Whatever.