Pre-Christmas Bowl Games
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CincyUteParticipant
Give me your best reason why I should watch this game today:
Myrtle Beach Bowl – Old Dominion vs. Tulsa; 2:30pm ET on ESPN
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WaybackutefanParticipant
Because its slightly more interesting than a ED infomerical.
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pedroParticipant
But both could have side effects lasting four or more hours!
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Ghost of the HEBParticipant
Because Tulsa beat Memphis, who beat Miss St, who beat Texas A&M, who beat Bama. Using the BYU-Provo method of transitive properties, Tulsa is the real SEC champs and should be in the playoffs over Bama.
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utefansince79Participant
Somewhere there are website(s) named something like “my team is better than your team” where you can enter in essentially any 2 teams and unless one of them is winless and/or one is undefeated, it will try to show
A beat B who beat C ……. who beat J so therefore Team A is better than Team J.
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DataUteParticipant
I love the tagline – ‘taking illogical arguments to the absurd extremes since 2008’.
Well, BYU beat us, but we beat Oregon who beat Fresno St who beat Nevada who beat Boise St who beat BYU.
Even shorter, we beat UCLA > LSU > TAMU > Alabama by a combined score of 150-113. Since Alabama beat UGA, we are also better than them.
We beat Oregon who beat Ohio St. (we’ll have our chance to make this shorter) who is better than Cinci because Ohio St. beat Indiana 54-7 while Cinci only beat them 38-24. Ohio St. also beat Michigan St. who beat Michigan.
Why aren’t we in the playoffs? 😉
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UTE98Participant
So for fun…
BYU>Virigina>Illinois>Charlotte>Rice>UAB (so that’s the five degrees of separation argument)
Therefore, BYU is better than UAB in 5 rounds by a combined score of 193-125
UAB>BYU
Therefore, UAB is better than BYU in 1 round by a combined score of 31-28
Oregon>Oregon St>Utah
Therefore, Oregon is better than Utah in 2 rounds by a combined score of 80-63
Utah>Washington St>Oregon St>Utah
Therefore, Utah is better than Utah in 3 rounds by a combined score of 97-71
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UTE98Participant
Had to find a really funny one. These are the mental gymnastics TSPP are so good at.
1-11 Florida International is better than Utah because…
Florida Intl is better than Rice because Florida Intl only lost to WKU 19-34
while Rice lost to WKU 21-42I – FBS Rice beat UAB 30-24 I – FBS UAB beat BYU 31-28 I – FBS BYU beat Utah 26-17 -
UTE98Participant
How about we go the Division II route? These are funny. Lamar beat one team but lost to a division II school.
myteamisbetterthanyourteam.com I – FCS Southern Utah beat Tarleton St 40-35 II Tarleton St beat Lamar 42-21 I – FCS Lamar beat N Colorado 17-10 I – FCS N Colorado beat Northern Arizona 17-10 I – FCS Northern Arizona beat Arizona 21-19 I – FBS Arizona beat California 10-3 I – FBS California beat Oregon St 39-25 I – FBS Oregon St beat Utah 42-34 -
UTE98Participant
Shut down the program! Bwahaaahaaa!!!!
III Juniata beat Moravian 24-17 III Moravian beat Dickinson 21-14 III Dickinson beat Ursinus 27-20 III Ursinus beat Muhlenberg 42-35 III Muhlenberg beat Framingham St 45-0 III Framingham St beat MA Dartmouth 45-21 III MA Dartmouth beat Alfred St 42-16 III Alfred St beat Defiance 35-28 III Defiance beat Mt St Joseph 14-13 III Mt St Joseph beat Hanover 23-6 III Hanover beat Adrian 21-14 III Adrian beat Greenville 41-28 III Greenville beat Millikin 37-33 III Millikin beat Augustana IL 27-21 III Augustana IL is better than WI River Falls because Augustana IL beat Elmhurst 48-7
and WI River Falls only beat Elmhurst 45-7III WI River Falls beat WI Oshkosh 28-21 III WI Oshkosh beat N Michigan 28-10 II N Michigan beat McKendree 27-20 II McKendree beat Walsh 24-10 II Walsh beat Lake Erie 24-7 II Lake Erie beat Hillsdale 33-14 II Hillsdale beat OH Dominican 21-17 II OH Dominican beat Virginia St 10-7 II Virginia St beat Eliz. City St 35-7 II Eliz. City St beat Chowan 32-28 II Chowan beat Mars Hill 30-24 II Mars Hill beat Newberry 28-22 II Newberry beat West Florida 33-30 II West Florida beat McNeese St 42-36 I – FCS McNeese St beat Incarnate Word 28-20 I – FCS Incarnate Word beat Texas St 42-34 I – FBS Texas St beat ULM 27-19 I – FBS ULM beat Liberty 31-28 I – FBS Liberty beat UAB 36-12 I – FBS UAB beat BYU 31-28 I – FBS BYU beat Utah 26-17
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