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    • 10/01/2022 at 7:36 AM #174122
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      Tony (admin)
      Keymaster

      Might as well get it over with.  Post your gameday Beaver jokes in this thread…  And Speaking of Beavers, stop by my tailgate and say hello.  H69 by the POLICE STATION. Yes, no longer by the dumpster.  

    • 10/01/2022 at 7:41 AM #174125
      UTE98
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      The one about Ward Cleaver.

      • 10/01/2022 at 7:52 AM #174126
        ProudUte
        Participant

        I heard an analyst on the radio this week say, “The Beavers won’t beat themselves.”

    • 10/01/2022 at 8:30 AM #174131
      Central Coast Ute
      Participant

      Not a joke but the teenage boy in me always wanted to see Rising score against the Beavers with Pleasant-Johnson. Unfortunately Pleasant-Johnson was a DB and ended up transferring.

    • 10/01/2022 at 8:37 AM #174134
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      dystopiamembrane
      Blocked

      My long-time friend who grew up in Albany, OR says, “You can’t lick our Beavers!”

    • 10/01/2022 at 8:49 AM #174136
      SalUteopia
      Participant

      A Rising tide makes a beaver sappy.

    • 10/01/2022 at 9:32 AM #174145
      oc_ute
      Participant

      back in the 80’s, mike runge was announcing women’s gymnastics.  “ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lady beavers from oregon state”

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