I love these self-imposed “penalties” where you pretend to deny yourself something that had a 1% chance of happening.
Since I was inspired by the ASU bowl ban, I decided to self-impose a ban on me winning the Powerball last Saturday. It is my hope that by denying myself over 300 MM, I will be absolved from any future repercussions to any actions I will take in my life since I have already subjected myself to the harshest penalty ever imposed on a single individual.