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    • 11/05/2024 at 1:56 PM #231817
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      thirtyfour-thirtyone
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      I have a new strategy for when the offense is on the field:

      1 shot for each three and out, and two for each turnover. Either way, I’ll be enjoying our offense a lot more.

      I have a concept of a plan for getting all that liquor to my seat, but like Kyle Whittingham, I’m not gonna tip my hand.

    • 11/05/2024 at 2:02 PM #231819
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      UteBacker
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      You won’t make it to the 2nd half.

    • 11/05/2024 at 2:18 PM #231820
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      Tony (admin)
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      I had to get some plastic flasks now that they have metal detectors.

    • 11/05/2024 at 2:26 PM #231822
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      Utegator
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      Is the type of liquor a game time decision?

      • 11/05/2024 at 2:39 PM #231824
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        thirtyfour-thirtyone
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        My doctor has cleared me for all kinds of liquor, but I will make a decision after warming up. I might need to wear a glove to hide all the tape on my hand. My grip strength hasn’t been the same since I punched a hole in the wall during the Baylor game.

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