Whoever called up Beelzebub and offered his soul for back to back Pac12 championships and Rose Bowl appearances needs to come clean. With all the smoke that Rose is now out for the year I can only logically come to the conclusion that rent is due down south. And not in Provo. The other Hell. And our football program was used as collateral. Wow Just wow.
If that’s true, then Utah got ripped off…no way, no how I even consider a deal unless it comes with multiple national championships attached and eternal blue blood status. I would also have asked he who shall remain nameless to make the PAC eternal…so if that deal was made, then he’s laughing all the way to the bank.
When the Devil finished, Johnny said
“You know, you’re pretty good ol’ son
But you just flop down in that chair right there
I’m gon’ show you how this stuff’s done”
Well, the Devil went down to Utah
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this old man
Watching some film tape and getting hot
And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said “Man, let me tell you what”