May you celebrate this wonderful day of statehood with a nice brew and pizza pie, and enjoy the professional fireworks later, and hope none of your pyro wannabe neighbors set your house on fire? Something like that.
i will be celebrating later, after I scare the vagrants who camped out near my house away. Any ideas?
I like where you’re going with this. Maybe you could swing on by liberty park area with your garbage gut and emit gas in the direction of the dirtbags? Maybe they will take a hint and pack it up!