…my wife’s cousin’s son’s scholarship. (I’m 90% sure he started out as a walkon but earned a schollie) Then after BYU lost to Utah State he made a point to tell him he was sorry he let him go and it was a mistake. I know my wife’s uncle’s brother’s cousin’s… But I left out the Uncle and substituted it with son’s.
https://www.deseretnews.com/article/865690467/Father-of-ex-Cougar-Kalani-Sitakes-heartfelt-postgame-words-to-my-son-shows-his-classy.html
This is a blue blood Cougar family. They live behind the MTC, and in a lane which dumps out right across from the Marriott Center. My wife’s Uncle (stop me if you’ve heard this story) was a professor at BYU in their MBA program. He once told me, “I’m not happy my tax money goes to support your education.” I replied, “You can’t be nearly as disappointed my tithing money pays your salary.” <BIG GRIN>
Sorry I know I should be banned for posting Dick.