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All aboard the New Coach Express!

Welcome Cyclones Fans! Forums Utah Utes Sports Football All aboard the New Coach Express!

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    • #76236
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      Puget Ute
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      Ok, hear me out. It may be time to buy out Whitt’s contract at the end of the year. And i have a perfect replacement for him. 

      We need to hire world-class Twitter trollebrity and occasional coach Lane Kiffin. We won’t win any more games, but at least everything will be hilarious! What could possibly go wrong?

    • #76238
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      Hellhound152
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      His tinder game is strong.

      • #76243
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        Puget Ute
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        Grindr too, naturally.

      • #76247
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        Hellhound152
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        I would tune in to Kiffin’s Korner every week.

        • #76249
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          Puget Ute
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          Probably haven’t heard radio that good since Rick Majerus Show or the byu post-game show with Paul James, although that one was more unintentional humor.

        • #76263
          ironman1315
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          Just don’t call it the Kiffin Komedy Korner.

    • #76248
      Utahute72
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      Man they must have some good stuff up there.

      • #76250
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        Puget Ute
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        If we are going to be stupid we might as well have fun.

        • #76255
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          Anonymous
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          Sounds good. 4-5 PAC FOREVER!
          This team will lose the next two games and then barely beat the zoobs in ridiculously dramatic (and completely unnecessary) fashion.
          Let’s make certain that nothing ever changes!
          GO UTES!
          (But not too far, we wouldn’t want that!)

          • #76270
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            Anonymous
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            Like peanut butter and jelly, dimwits and down votes. 

            We’re paying Kyle $4mm a year for this same result year after year. 

            Anyone who thinks Lame Kitten is the best we could do with that kind of cash is a dumb f**k. 

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