Ok, hear me out. It may be time to buy out Whitt’s contract at the end of the year. And i have a perfect replacement for him.
We need to hire world-class Twitter trollebrity and occasional coach Lane Kiffin. We won’t win any more games, but at least everything will be hilarious! What could possibly go wrong?
Probably haven’t heard radio that good since Rick Majerus Show or the byu post-game show with Paul James, although that one was more unintentional humor.
Sounds good. 4-5 PAC FOREVER!
This team will lose the next two games and then barely beat the zoobs in ridiculously dramatic (and completely unnecessary) fashion.
Let’s make certain that nothing ever changes!
GO UTES!
(But not too far, we wouldn’t want that!)