Bingo cards

[2008 National Champ]

In honor of the joke “I didn’t have that one on my bingo card”, it seems like we should be able to come up with 25 things that have happened so far this season which no one would have deemed possible in August. Here’s a handful off the top of my head:

1. Utah will be in a dogfight with Oklahoma State for the worst record in the conference
2. Baylor will be Utah’s best win in 2024
3. Utah will lose at least 3 QB’s to season ending injury
4. Bryson Barnes’ QB play in 2023 will be remembered favorably
5. Utah will lose at least 6 games in a row
6. Whitt will accept Andy Ludwig’s resignation for any reason other than health

[Utesbyfive]

7. That fans would be calling for Whitt to retire.

[Larry B]

8. BYU would go undefeated and end up ranked top 5.

[2008 National Champ]

not really a Utah thing but I like where your head’s at

[2008 National Champ]

9. Rice Eccles will not be homefield advantage, especially at night

[Anfernee]

10. 2024 would be even harder on fans than the frustrating 2023 season.

[Anfernee]

11. Instead of riding off into the sunset after a Big12 title and CFP run, Whitt rode into the Twilight Zone.

[The Miami Ute]

12. Two years removed from winning the second of two consecutive PAC titles, Utah is in contention for worst P4 program in the nation. Those Rising-led victories feel like they happened last century.

[Anfernee]

13. My 85 year old grandma has more lateral speed and explosiveness than Lander Barton.

[The Miami Ute]

14. If Utah replayed it’s full schedule starting tomorrow, the only likely win is the game versus SUU. I hardly watched any of today’s game because I was in Logan watching Utah State dismantle Hawaii 55-10. I’d favor the Aggies head to head versus Utah if the game was played next Saturday.

[lgt4141]

15. Blackout game is a loss to start a six game winking streak
16. Get outplayed and outcoached by Colorado and Deion.

[Tony (admin)]

17. Utah fans calling for Whitt to be fired.

[Anfernee]

18. A Gatorade jug will not only derail the season but also set the program back.

[2008 National Champ]

how did I miss that one.,,

[The Miami Ute]

It happens.

[Trailgoat]

Three of Utah’s 5 QBs end their season in hospital beds following a mid season trip to the OR.

[SteelUte]

20. Cam Rising will be considering another medical redshirt to come back for 2025, and Coach Whitt will say the decision is up to him.

[Tony (admin)]

21. Cam Rising will go straight from collecting NIL checks to collecting Social Security.

[Anfernee]

22. Landen King will pick up more pieces of trash after the Holy War than his total number of receptions all season.

[The Miami Ute]

LOL…that’s also really good…

[Dresden_Stormblessed]

This one hurts me the most for some reason.

[The Miami Ute]

Hardee, har har…that’s really good…

[hbUte]

23. Utah’s primary/most used QB will have more interceptions (11), than TD passes (10).

[UrbanLiar]

24: RES is actually repurposed as a 9 hole golf course and most participants’ golf scores were higher than the cumulative point total of the football team’s scores.

[Anfernee]

25. After 10 games Damien Alford will have more interceptions thrown than receptions.

[Dresden_Stormblessed]

This thread makes me laugh but also incredibly painful.

What a wreck of a season.

[Tony (admin)]

Tepid laugh.

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