I asked Chat GPT to make a recruiting pitch to go along with this!
“Hey there, future superstar! Are you tired of sunny beaches and exciting nightlife? Well, BYU is the place for you! Picture this: instead of partying with your friends, you can spend your weekends memorizing the playbook or attending church dances. And forget about flashy uniforms – our classic navy and white will make you feel like you’re in a black-and-white movie. Plus, you’ll get to experience the breathtaking scenery of Provo, Utah, where the most exciting thing in town is probably the occasional snowstorm. So, if you’re looking for a football program that’s as thrilling as a root canal, BYU is the perfect fit for you!”