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      Ute Dub
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      Sorry if already posted.

    • #199406
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      The Miami Ute
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      This is a parody, right?

      • #199408
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        alexsmith
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        Yes, created by AI

      • #199451
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        SalUTEtheU
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        I asked Chat GPT to make a recruiting pitch to go along with this!

        “Hey there, future superstar! Are you tired of sunny beaches and exciting nightlife? Well, BYU is the place for you! Picture this: instead of partying with your friends, you can spend your weekends memorizing the playbook or attending church dances. And forget about flashy uniforms – our classic navy and white will make you feel like you’re in a black-and-white movie. Plus, you’ll get to experience the breathtaking scenery of Provo, Utah, where the most exciting thing in town is probably the occasional snowstorm. So, if you’re looking for a football program that’s as thrilling as a root canal, BYU is the perfect fit for you!”

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      GameForAnyFuss
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      Scholarship players get the higher trim package. The one with the power sliding door and ceiling-mounted DVD player.

    • #199439
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      EagleMountainUte
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      If that van is a rocking…don’t go a knocking.

    • #199453
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      Gugstanley
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      Is their enough room by the river to park all of these vans. Don’t accept candy from them

    • #199459
      DataUte
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      Wow. Do not zoom in on their faces (especially the one in the van). Woof

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