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[whitlessham]

Dr MoBYUAll-American 

New neighbors.Ute flag.We went over to introduce ourselves. Porno on their TV.

They left their porno on as my wife and I said hello and gave them cookies. They’d get drunk and yell in their backyard until 1AM keeping us all awake. This was a decent neighborhood. He must have had some sort of subprime loan or maybe he was a renter. Dude neglected his kid. His boy would come over to my house so I could play catch with him. Utes like that can yewt themselves.

 

I still think the gang of Ute thugs surrounding a BYU child and urinating comment a few years ago takes the cake but this one is pretty good…

[dystopiamembrane]

I like his Jump video.

[Duhwayne]

Can we please leave the crazy over there where it belongs?

The national conversation and the discussion with PAC12 teams is great this year and probably 70% of the posts the last couple weeks have been about the Dickheads Down South. I know the opener is a week away but the best way to make narcissists crazier is to ignore them.

[UtMtBiker]

Calling porn “porno” is a tell-tale sign of a born and raised Utah Valley dork.  

[dystopiamembrane]

I prefer “porno,” myself. Reminds me of that sexy 70s stuff.

[PlainsUte]

“porno” was probably a rerun of Three’s Company or Charlie’s Angels or something.

[RiseasUtes]

I’m guessing it was GOT or an R rated movie and he is calling the nudity “porn.”  

[ironman1315]

I’m guessing it was GOT or an R rated movie and he is calling the nudity “porn porno.”

FTFY

[RiseasUtes]

Thanks, I forgot the most important letter.

[The Holy Cougar]

So what is not accurate?

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