DUNN CHAIN REACTION?

[Caliman]

DON’T LOOK NOW, BUT ANOTHER LIL BIRD HAS TOLD ME THAT THE COMMIT OF DUNN HAS PROBLY SECURED Iose Epenesa, DE 4*

[ProudUte]

I hope this is true.

[ProudUte]

He is now listed as a 5 star guy. This would be an amazing get. I have not idea what ties this kid from Illinois has to Utah.

[RedUte14]

if caliman gets this right, he earns a lot of redemption.
but until then… BS bro!

[RedUte14]

what would an OT have to do with signing a DE? jc. i see the WR/QB chemistry and other positions. but i dont get it here.

[UteThunder]

An OT probably has nothing to do with a DE, but 4/5 star athletes probably draw other 4/5 star athletes.

[Central Coast Ute]

If you’re right about this one, I might start taking you seriously. As of now, I won’t hold my breath.

[NarfUte]

It’s been between Iowa and Utah with an outside shot to Miami for awhile now, this isn’t exactly a stretch of a prediction but I do hope you are correct

[MDUte]

Tilmon (Safety) was just CB’s to Utah. If we somehow close out this class with Tilmon, Epenesa, and Myles we might break into the teens for recruiting rankings. For sure we’d be down in the low 20s. Big if that we get two 5* commits but we are right there for both of them.

[Caliman]

by now you should know that when I post somethings, its foe a reason; and it’s pretty much a done deal. Bearing any unforeseeable disaster, Epenesa will be wearing read as well.

[Central Coast Ute]

When will he be committing?

[NarfUte]

He wants to decide before his school year starts, so soon

[Caliman]

Before Aug. 30th.

[Caliman]

got additional intel on Epenesa, anyone wanna bet $500 He isn’t coming to Utah?

[2008 National Champ]

trying to get back your Elijah Badger money?

[Utah#1]

after your failed crystal ball Elijah Badger prediction any recruiting predictions you make are as good as 24 rolls of 100% good quality Scott tissue paper that I use to wipe @$$ with…

[Caliman]

Than put your money where your mouth is, bet me $500. verbal commit does not count, bet is payable once NLI is signed.
DEAL?

[Central Coast Ute]

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[Jim Vanderhoof]

Caliman has BYU humor written all over him. Sounds like the typical dig on grammar to make them look smarter. Can’t say I blame him there isn’t much football to talk about on cougar board these days.

[Caliman]

YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING, BYU SUCKS BALLS.

[Caliman]

if you’ll liking your chops about Epenesaq, This other recruit I’ll reveal next week will definitely give you a 72 hour boner. It’ll make the QB room nervous.

[Jim Vanderhoof]

Does the bishop know your on your phone in church?

[Caliman]

Yes, but He gives me no sh!T cause I caught him watching porn one day, so I have dirt on him there.

[Jim Vanderhoof]

Nice come back I’ll give you that. Is that an honor code violation? Hopefully there isn’t a fellow student on this board to turn you in.

[Caliman]

Hey you know what? them snitches don’t have to worry about me, I know for a fact they’re addicted to porn. They just won’t admit it. We shared that stuff all through High School, Until they threw me under the bus.

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