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Guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Had a fight with the foreman at the keyboard factory. Gave me a black “i”.
I think people who don’t use punctuation should be punished. They deserve a really long sentence.
I like cooking my family and my pets. (Commas save lives.)
When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a UDOT worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.