It would suck to be a waiter or restauranteur in Utah with all the cheapskates. Yeah, I know, 8 kids, but it is not necessary to be pumping out more kids than you can afford, sometimes before you finish college, even.
My wife and I share a drink on occasion, most of the time we just get water, but that’s because she is just not a big soda drinker and wants a sip or two.
I wish I could say I’m surprised. I’m sure it’s the same assholes that ruin meals I’m trying to enjoy at restaurants by bringing their gaggle of booger faced screaming brats. Then look so shocked when you tell them they should get their child out from under your table.