Not sure if I have told this story before, so forgive me if I have.
Watching a Ducks game in a bar in Portland, dude in full Duck regalia sitting next to me has said maybe three words the entire game. They are interviewing a player post-game, and dude turns to me and says something like, “We give them this expensive college education, and they still can’t conjugate a verb.”
I turned away from him and told the bartender that the dude wanted his check. He hung out for a while longer and started talking about how Joey Harrington was such a good kid, played the piano in church, blah, blah…