Jeffrey Bassa

[CB]

The 2nd crystal ball on 247 sports for Bassa went to the Oregon F*cks. Both CB’s are in for Oregonf. Bassa said 3 days ago he is planning on commiting in about a week or so, so we should be seeing that within the next few days. If crystal ball predictions are any indication, looks like we’ll may be missing out on very talented in state player.

[CB]

The good news is that it looks like Logan Fano and Isaac Vaha are going to be coming to Utah. I prefer either of them over Bassa, but it still hurts if we do lose another coveted in-state kid to the damn Ducks.

[UteBacker]

Is it me or does it seem like Oregon signs 127 players a year?  Sheesh.

[CB]

Phil Knight told Cristobal he needs to recruit as many players as possible so he can start working on the 2021 Nike clones.

[GameForAnyFuss]

The ones who don’t cut it on the football team get a guaranteed job as supervisor of a women’s tights child labor sweat shop in Myanmar.

[dystopiamembrane]

This comment screams thumbs down, right? What self-respecting right-winger would put down a successful American corporation? I’d certainly get thumbs downs if I posted the same comment, but that’s because I am an asshole.

[Johnny]

Go back to the Cougarboard, bro. 

[dystopiamembrane]

Do you think that Joe Smith, while peeping through his seer stone, ever thought that his church would have a Top 25 college football program?

[dystopiamembrane]

Honestly, do you think the lard revealed the glory of cougar football to the boy prophet? ’84…heisman? Think of his creepy smile when he learned the news.

[dystopiamembrane]

Does anyone else remember the heaven that tds was in the late 80s? Virgin Scandinavian stock in pioneer dresses as far as the eye could see…

[dystopiamembrane]

I also wonder if heavenly father revealed that fact to young Joseph while he was busy retrofitting the masonic initiation rites.

[dystopiamembrane]

Fun fact: lawn mowing was not common

[dystopiamembrane]

How far back should I go, Johnny?

[dystopiamembrane]

Eugene also has the kindest of herb constantly flowing into town. I’d suggest that Salt Lakers work harder to get the kind pipeline flowing. Y’all have minivans, right?

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