Bought a new Macbook Air for bride of admin back on 12/4. Early xmas gift. Today it wouldn’t turn on. Went through all the steps and finally came to giving it a shake to reset the drop sensor. At that point water poured out of it.
It’s a Macbook Water.
Opened it up, dried it out with tissues, and have it sitting opened on some building blocks over the heat vent. Maybe it will dry out and work later.