Most of you are dildos

[Anonymous]

You’ve become the very thing you mock, zoobs.

Yep, the Rams couldn’t have won the super bowl without Weddle, Gay and Burgess.

 

If Weddle presented his dick, I bet most of you would suck it without a second thought. GFY

[Ute Dub]

How to know if you have a jealous inferiority complex as a BYU fan. You make posts like the above. 

[Anonymous]

You’re talented. You can simultaneously suck dick and type at the same time. Just admit you’re exactly what you mock byu about.

[PhiladelphiaUte]

You’re hypocritical and transparent.  You can simultaneously fantasize about homoerotic encounters with Utah fans and/or alumni, AND hate on us at the same time.  Just admit that you’re a whiney, jealous zoob who’s suffering from both a severe inferiority complex of your big brother on the hill, and extreme apprehensions with constantly having to look over your shoulders due to the fast closing gap between yourselves and the Aggies.

Anguished zoob.

[Anonymous]

Aw…they’re just so precious when they’re angry.

[Ute Dub]

How to know you’re losing an argument: 1) Start making personal attacks 2) use fellatio references that have nothing to do with the topic at hand. My intimate relations are none of your concerns whether they be what you described above or anything else I choose to do. 

[Anonymous]

Maybe don’t give people a reson to suspect you’d fellate any Utah player that could give two s**ts about you.

[Ute Dub]

I’m probably not going to live up to your judgmental standards, just so we’re clear. Here’s something you can chew on for stopping by: “By this shall men know, ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.” Are you mocking me for loving people who worked their asses off to accomplish something?

[Ute Dub]

Double post

[PhiladelphiaUte]

Wow!  You REALLY can’t get homoerotic imagery out of your mind, can you?  I guess we learned a little something “different” about YOU today.

Lemme guess:  you’re a closeted homosexual, who projects his shame onto others as a coping mechanism to his own self-loathing.

Tormented zoob.

[SkinyUte]

Aw…they’re just so precious when they’re angry.

[Anonymous]

Whoever does not agree with me is a zoob, cries the Utah fans. 

[Utesbyfive]

Account created today to troll. No, you’re not a zoob. /s

[chinngiskhaan]

Bumpeyknux dupe account I’m sure 

[Anonymous]

If a fan from any other team were to post something the mob nerd herd around here disagrees with, you all automatically assume they’re a byu fan. Pretty ironic and zoobish don’t you think

[ironman1315]

Fine you’re not a zoob. Just a little bitch. Happy?

[PhiladelphiaUte]

You’re a zoob.  It really IS that obvious.

P.S.:  I don’t blame you for being embarrassed about who you truly are.  How do you live with your shame?

[D T]

Tony?

[chinngiskhaan]

Gets owned because of an indefensible comment… proceeds with immature ad hominem attacks… nice

[Hellhound152]

That’s a whole lot of fellatio talk for a Monday morning.

[Ted Lasso]

Just log off man. I’m a BYU fan too but you have to be a first class asshole to create an account on their message board just to post disrespectful s**t. I’m just surprised you are seriously this upset about Utes winning a super bowl. 

[Waybackutefan]

I prefer vibrator, much more techincally advanced. Also the only knowledge BYU fans posses about BJ’s comes from giving one to themselves. 

[Crazyforu]

I am not sure what motivated you to post this, what an awful thing to say though. As a Ute fan I have nothing but love for Weddle, no reason why I wouldn’t. 

[Central Coast Ute]

I didn’t find any Ute fans claiming that the Rams won because of Weddle and Gay like poo poo claimed the Chiefs won because of Sorenson. Here’s the thing, Weddle played well all game as did Gay. When the Chiefs went to the Super Bowl, Sorenson was continually out of position and was the only reason the Chiefs were losing in the first half. He cleaned it up in the second half and as a team, the Chiefs won. The Rams won as a team and Weddle and Gay were a part of it and fans being happy for them doesn’t mean they want to suck his dick. No one thinks they had an MVP performance. But they were key contributors to a solid team effort. Now, take your jealousy back to booger board and cry some more. I can’t wait to hear your tears when the Big 12 gets relegated.

[McBride of Frankenstein]

Just block this guy.  I did.

[Utegibby13]

Zoob or not, all we know is this dude is a keyboard warrior. Its sad to see someone get so upset over some percieved wrong about how much we celebrate a certain athlete that came out of our favorite school. The reality is, most schools fans do the same thing. Just look at baylor and RG3. They loved him so much they built him a statue.

I dont wish this dude harm or want to fight this dude, but its so sad to see someone lash out over an internet board. I wish whatever this dude is suffering from gets better.

All that said, if we ignore the keyboard warriors, we dont being stress into our lives. Who needs all this anger? We just become one of them.

So if it makes you feel better dude, type away. Battle on keyboard warrior.

[Extra Medium]

Coming from the most cringe worthy fan base that gave the world “jimmered”.

You don’t realize how many people apologize and make excuses for you.

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