Newsflash! Utes are stupid!

[BD]

https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=27407896

I had no idea Utah fans were this stupid
Hear me out…I’ve always “known” it in the way one always knows their rivals are dumb, but in the last couple days Utah fans have shown themselves to be legitimately low-IQ individuals incapable of critical thinking.

The current claims here, on their message boards, and Twitter simply defy logic – literally.

Are there any Utah fans capable of rational thought?

Of course, CB must be obsessed with “stupid”, as they post constantly about “stupid” Utah/Ute fans. And this is only one page. There are hundreds, of course. Their obsession with Utah is crazy. They will say Utes are obsessed with them – probably because a few Ute fans post regularly there. But just look at this, and tell me where the obsession lies:

Utah is on the verge of yet another Pac-12 title game, and possibly a Rose Bowl appearance. Even if Utah doesn’t succeed at making it to the Rose Bowl, or doesn’t succeed at winning the Pac-12 this year, with all the freshmen on the team, Utah is looking VERY good for numerous Pac-12 title game and Rose Bowl appearances in the years to come.

I am sooo stupid for following the Utes program and possibly (probably) watching them appear in a Rose Bowl in the next few years. How stupid of me.

I’ve seen numerous posts on CB, Deseret News, etc. by Cougar fans that claim Utah’s program is in decline. All logic suggests that is utter nonsense.

According to CougarBoard logic, Utah should just shut down its athletic department. Even though the post inside says “just kidding”, I wouldn’t put it past them to actually believe it.

https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=27408682

[dystopiamembrane]

Raise your hand if you feel that you have an above-average IQ.

[UteFanatic]

In the rare occasion I visit that site, I am always astounded by the sheer number of posts about Utah, Utah sports, and Utah fans. They give a whole new meaning to the term “rent-free”.

[utefansince79]

I perceive posters on Cougarboard (I too rarely have any reason to go there) spend way too much time talking about Utah. And also feel that sometimes our boards spend too much time talking about BYU.  (and there I am talking about that other team)

 

 

[UteFanatic]

Maybe it’s just because I tend to ignore them, but I don’t really see a lot of BYU posts here. Maybe a few per week.

[dystopiamembrane]

i try to bring them up whenever I can.

[ProudUte]

Wow, that hurts.  Just ruined my day. 🙂

[bopahull]

Ithink my IQ dropped 10 points just reading that. That’sone of the reasons I never go there. Another reason is I just don’t give a rats ass.

[Central Coast Ute]

I’m happy they are going to the Big 12. The Utes won’t have to play them as much and it will be funny to watch their fans cry when the Big 12 gets relegated.

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