Okay, hear me out, potential name chamge

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- 11/05/2020 at 7:11 PM #131166
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  ironman1315
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  If, hypothetically, the university had to change its name, there are two viable options:
  
  1) utah raptors
  
  2) Utah Youths but we say youths with a thick Brooklyn accent.
- 11/05/2020 at 7:15 PM #131167
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  Duhwayne
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  The University of Utah Cutthroats.
  The University of Utah Rutting Bull Moose.
  Attack of the Utah Brine Shrimp.
  University of Utah Great Dinosaur Die Off.
  
  And last but not least
  
  The University of Utah Stormin Mormons.
  
  My vote is for Cutthroats. Just think of the brown and red spotted jerseys and hand painted helmets.
  - 11/05/2020 at 7:27 PM #131168
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    Sanders
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    Utah Shoshone
- 11/05/2020 at 7:31 PM #131170
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  Central Coast Ute
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  My guess is either the Hawks, Red Tails or Crimson.
  - 11/05/2020 at 7:53 PM #131172
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    UTUTE
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    I like Raptors or Cutthroats.
    Cutthroats sounds really mean and dangerous so probably not viable. Raptors actually are (were) mean and dangerous!
- 11/05/2020 at 7:57 PM #131174
  
  noneyadb
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  Utah Black Widows with interlocking U’s as the hour glass
  - 11/05/2020 at 8:40 PM #131176
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    Tony (admin)
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    Not going to work. Offensive to black widows.
- 11/05/2020 at 8:54 PM #131179
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  bopahull
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  I vote for the D&F Utah Utes!!!!!!!! GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!!!!
- 11/05/2020 at 9:02 PM #131180
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  Uphoric
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  Hoodoos!!
  - 11/05/2020 at 9:15 PM #131181
    
    ironman1315
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    Then we could make some excellent Labyrinth references.
  - 11/06/2020 at 7:44 AM #131191
    
    Tony (admin)
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    Offensive to hoodoos.
- 11/05/2020 at 10:56 PM #131184
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  stonguse
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  Always been a fan of Moose
  - 11/06/2020 at 7:44 AM #131190
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    Tony (admin)
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    Not going to work. Offensive to moose.
    - 11/06/2020 at 10:38 AM #131203
      
      Central Coast Ute
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      This is why I think we go with the Crimson. Unless in this day it is now possible to offend colors.
      - 11/06/2020 at 10:56 AM #131204
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        Tony (admin)
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        Is there a mascot that is nameless, colorless, backgroundless, genderless, non-offensive, opinionless, generic, flawless, historyless, non-demoninational, politically correct and woke?
        
        11/06/2020 at 11:05 AM #131205
        
        Central Coast Ute
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        We could just go with “Utah”, although that would be offensive to Utahns.
- 11/06/2020 at 6:47 AM #131187
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  DrahtUte
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  My vote would be to choose a coyote as our mascot and then call ourselves the U of U Yotes (pronounced like Utes but with a long Oh sound)
  - 11/06/2020 at 10:37 AM #131202
    
    Central Coast Ute
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    I like it
- 11/06/2020 at 7:00 AM #131188
  
  DrahtUte
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  My second vote would be to call ourselves the Utah Wapiti. Still a native American name but our mascot is an elk instead of a tribe.
- 11/06/2020 at 7:58 AM #131194
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  dystopiamembrane
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  I vote for the University of Utah Gut Shot Flush Draws.
  - 11/06/2020 at 9:10 AM #131198
    
    utefansince79
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    While I feel like Swoop is silly at times (but kids love him) I would be OK with Hawks if it came to that.
    - 11/06/2020 at 12:05 PM #131209
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      PrudentUte
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      Why not stick with the already tested and completely unique Red Rocks?
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