“If I had the chance to do it all over again, I would not do it. I’d try to barter something. I’d give blood. I’d give semen, something.” SEMEN!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!
Reminds me of the guy from the Frye Festival documentary who was going to go to the Bahama’s government officials and “do what I had to do” to get the approvals he needed.
Hmmm….who would barter with semen? It’s not like the player he’s recruiting doesn’t have his own supply. I can just hear the conversation, “Um yea, so I can also throw in some baby batter to sweeten the deal. I can even hand deliver it.”