Saw a video of a guy who got so fed up with it he filled a box with fresh dog turds guy gets in the car they are driving away. They open the box and the dog turds explode all over.
Morale of the story. If you don’t want to get blasted with dog turds don’t steal packages off porches
This happens all the time in my neighborhood. One time I came home from work, pulled in the garage, and saw a box on the porch. By the time I closed the garage and went to the front door, the box was gone.
I started filling boxes with poopie diapers from my then baby boy and putting them out there.