I sort of assumed that “69 by the Dumpster” was copyrighted and that the dumpster was part of the amenities that you were paying for with the annual Ute tailgating pass. Is so, you need to fight for what is properly yours.
If not, well, a dumpster, while useful, is only a dumpster. There is probably one close by, with the advantage that the farther you have to walk to dispose of garbage, the farther you are from the BYU Alumni crew coming to empty it at half time.