– most of the scouts are from the CFL and you don’t have to deal with all those obnoxios NFL types
– the last cone in the cone drills is a wishing well that you must circle 3 times before dropping in a silver dollar. Its unique
– the fine folks from Publishers Clearing House are in attendance to help calculate your NFL career odds
– riding a unicorn while running a 40 yard dash is an option, that extended horn can shave off precious 100ths of a second
– legends Chad Bunn and Paul H. Dunn are the official pro day scorekeepers
– in addition to CFL scouts there are also scouts from Tahitia Noni, Essential Oils and recruiters from the University Mall Keyosks
– its funny to watch the scouts smirk when the players insist that they need Sunday’s off
– afterwards there is a linger longer with Sprite mixed with Sherbert and a couple O’casseroles