think of whatever offends you most and consider it said by me.

[Anonymous]

I’m old, worn out and tired. I would love to troll the bejesus out of this board as I did utefans.net for many years while it was growing and strong. But I just don’t have the energy or drive to do it anymore. And this board just isn’t that worthwhile to aggressively troll, the traffic is still relatively low.

Just do me a favor and think of the most enraging, awful thing anyone could possibly say to you, and consider it said by me, towards you. I have no respect for you, your wife, or your below average children.

I allegedly own Morgan Scalley’s helmet. That helmet he cried about losing 11 years ago…that is allegedly in my possession. So suck on that mother F’ers.

the moose’s whistle

[Wilson’s Mustache]

You bastard!

[oc_ute]

tell me about your mother

[Rand]

Is she hot?

[IrieUte]

I’m not replacing someone else’s hard earned insult turned deep vengeful plot into remembering your sorry ass.

[Ute Bc]

I don’t think you are capable of offending me.

[St George Ute]

Man, that insult hurt. Almost made me cry.

[AZswayze]

Sorry, I wish I could dislike you moose, but you have been a phenomenal troll at times. Right before the last time you got banned at ufn you said something about wanting somebody to get “the AIDS”, and when a poster said wishing AIDS on somebody was disgusting you simply responded “the AIDS”. I know most will find that stupid and childish, but I thought it was played brilliantly.

[Anonymous]

I have a remedy for an old worn out and tired Moose (quietly arms his taser to be applied to Moose’s balls).

[hnoseguard]

I still think your best work was when you trolled the Arizona board and told them to stop handjobbing each other after beating a bad BYU team in their bowl game and get it together for the PAC. And your FRANK_ZAPPA account on cougarboard where you told them their linemen were all going to get the diabetus and die early deaths from Omer’s conditioning, that was pure brilliance.

[Duhwayne]

And Moose, I remember when I asked Monkey why he didn’t just ban one of your latest alter egos at UFN and you send me a boardmail to ask me what my problem was. That showed a personal side. We need you Moose.

[Author]

Posts