Understanding THE ANALYTICS

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As it turns out a bit more light is now available on the ‘The Data Analytics’ our coaches use.

Whit: “Alright, what do you think? Go or chip shot FG.”
Lud: “What are the analytics?”
Whit: “OK. Who’s flipping the coin?” “Is that you, Cam”?
Cam: “Right, Coach. Got it right here.”
Whit: “OK, what’d you got?”
Cam: “Heads, Coach”. Heads was FG.”
Whit: “Do it again. We’ll go 2 out of 3!”
Cam: “You got it, Coach. Double Tails.”
Whit: “Signal that in, Lud, analytics said to go for it!”

And there you are, Utefans. The real Analytics inside story!

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Edited for realism:

Whit: “OK. Who’s flipping the coin?” “Is that you, Cam”?
Cam: “Right, Coach. Got it right here.”
Whit: “OK, what’d you got?”

Cam flips a quarter, his thumbnail is torn off, it tumbles into the grass with a splash of blood. The coin arcs, spinning violently it lands on his palm, shattering his metacarpals.

Cam: “Heads, Coach”. Heads was FG.”
Whit: “Do it again. We’ll go 2 out of 3!”
Cam: “You got it, Coach. Double Tails.”
Whit: “Signal that in, Lud, analytics said to go for it!”

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