“The Southern California lifestyle is but one of the bonus features…of playing for…”
What’s that word?
Uh, “distinguished.”
– Who’s that one from, UCLA?
– No, this is USC.
That’s UCLA right there.
Hey, Mike. You gonna come visit my distinguished ass in California?
See if I can put the damn smile on your face.
You know I’m fittin’ to be rich, right?
I’m thinkin’about hiring, uh, Eddie Murphy to lay some of his s**t on you…till you crack a damn smile.
No? Well, what about Richard Pryor?