UTAH SUCKS

[Utahsucks]

BYU is 8-0

[enigami344]

Lol congrats

[Utahsucks]

Utah is so bad all yall were thinking yall would win big 12 hahahaha go cougars

[Anfernee]

Now we know how it’s felt to be ya’ll for the last 15 years. It definitely sucks.

[Utegator]

Yeah, it sucks to suck. IDK how TDS did it for so long.

[Utahsucks]

Imagine

[Utegator]

Dragons?

[Jim Vanderhoof]

All yall? BYU humor at its finest. No other fans of another team would be chirping after going 1-9 against their rival. So we know it can only be a Y fan. At least mix in a crud flip or a drinking comment.

[Dallas]

If you could articulate with any specificity, you may find many here agree with you.

[RedUte14]

imagine being this insecure. i feel bad for you homie

[SteelUte]

Do you kiss your mothers with that mouth?

[Kellso]

As long as you are here hit the donate link and have your mother VENMO Tony $.

[Caliman]

They can’t afford to donate, the church needs that 10%.

[Central Coast Ute]

Unfortunately, Utah does suck. The thing is, on boogerboard, any Ute fan who behaved like you would be banned. But you see, unlike you, we’re not weak minded. Enjoy the season, it won’t last forever.

[Charlie Foxtrot]

Ok then. Be sure to actually enjoy your teams season somewhere along the way.

[ladyinred]

Nice post, half share.

[Tony (admin)]

Moved to the TSPP category.

[Utahsucks]

Who’s won national championship

[Caliman]

If going undefeated means national championship, than Utah has had two of them, vs. BYUs one.

[HeyyyUguyyys]

Haha, this post is amazing. Let’s give credit where credit is due. BYU is better, no debate from me. Tip of the cap.

Now with that out of the way, I want everyone to imagine that you are at home reveling in your team’s achievements. You feel like celebrating. Hell, you feel like gloating. You are practically bursting with joy. You have been waiting for this moment for years. You fire up your laptop, log on to your rivals site, and get ready to throw some haymakers. You stare at the screen for 20, 30 minutes. Then inspiration hits you. You type the words “BYU is 8-0”. Inspiration ends, your mind goes dry, and you hit submit.

About as long lasting and anticlimactic as his wife’s wedding night. Stay in school kids.

[ladyinred]

Well he only has so much time to type before his mom turns on his downtime.

[Rick Walker]

You really got the whole deacons quorum laughing with that one.

[Utahsucks]

Guys byu is the good side Jesus is king

[Rick Walker]

If I was Jesus I would love Notre Dame the most. They even have a touchdown version of me!

[Caliman]

I hate to break it to you; but Jesus doesn’t give a s**t about BYU.

[SteelUte]

It is pretty impressive- this person can count to 8. They can recognize that Utah has an inferior record. I think the other statement in spite of its grammatical errors boldly travels back in time 40 years to their magical win over an 6-5 Michigan team, after a remarkable run through the WAC. Let us all bow down to this awesome person. He and his team are vastly superior athletically, spiritually, intellectually. Now let him go back to family home evening, the ice cream is about to be served.

[Utahsucks]

Surprised you can count to 4

[Jim McMahon]

In the words of Michael Scott: “Why are you the way that you are?”

Don’t be an idiot. Don’t come on their board and talk like a ten year old. You’re embarrassing our fanbase and you just sound dumb.

Sorry, Utehub. He’s an idiot.

And real BYU fans aren’t talking smack because we know no matter how good either team is, this game is ALWAYS close. And Utah has been backed into a corner. Weather could be crappy too. I expect a 17-14 type of game that could go either way. I need not remind you that we haven’t won’t at RES since 2006. And even that one took a miracle.

[Roy Rangum]

I would love for it to be a competitive game, but I’m not overly optimistic. But, if we can keep it at a defensive battle (and get the pick 6 we need to keep the streak alive), then just maybe.

[Miles E.]

If the team has quit, I don’t see any way we win this game. But if this team still has any pride and can rally around each other, anything could happen. We still have a lot of talent on this team.

[RoboUte]

lol. This is the essence of a BYU fan. Though it is true, you can tell it’s been a hard 15 years.

[Utes 69]

who is this byu clown zoobie boy? get off the Utehub. your sister wife is calling!

[Ambubag]

Im a BYU fan, and I doubt this guy is. If he is he’s like 12. Seems like there are always these guys on fan boards that just want to make us hate each other more. IDK. Im excited for the game though. We’ve basically been owned by you guys for so long it feels long over due. But… then again, the games not decided yet.

[Central Coast Ute]

Thanks for stopping by. I also figured this guy was a teenager, and I’m not taking any offense. Hoping for a good game but I’m not liking our chances. Go Utes!

[Caliman]

BYU has sucked ass for the last 12 years, and you’re here from cougar board flexing your muscles at a 8-0 season that happens once in a century. Go back to pedophile Provo where you belong.

[Ambubag]

You can tell they guy is trolling, he says stuff like BYU is the good side, and Jesus is King. Who says that? but if it gives you an outlet, have at it.

[Caliman]

Hurray! After 16 years finally BYU doesn’t suck.

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