Waitress dumps ice cold water on my junk and my cellphone

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- 02/13/2017 at 11:33 AM #27071
  
  Tacoma Ute
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  It was one of my favorite breakfast and coffee spots. Not anymore. The waitress dumped a huge glass of ice water right in my lap. I’m very understanding and my initial reaction, once I dried off my cell phone, was to feel bad and embarrassed for her. It could happen to anybody. I fully expected at the very least a MAJOR discount though.
  
  They didn’t take my order for about 20 minutes after that. When I went to pay my check I said I think I deserve a major discount at the very least. She said “oh yeah, I already planned on that.” she gave me a whole whopping $1.25 off. That didn’t even cover the 20 cent cup of sour cream that they charged me almost 2 bucks for. If I were a waiter and I did something like that I would pay for their entire meal, kiss the customers ass and probably give them a gift certificate for another meal. To make matters worse I walked over there so I had to walk home in freezing weather with drenched nads and a drenched ass. I will never set foot in Criddles in South Ogden again.
- 02/13/2017 at 11:42 AM #27072
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  89ute
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  You’re a bigger man than I. After paying, I would have immediately ordered the largest drink on the menu, “spill” it all over the counter, apologize and give them back the $1.25.
  - 02/13/2017 at 12:05 PM #27078
    
    Tacoma Ute
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    Believe me I thought of doing much worse.
- 02/13/2017 at 11:50 AM #27074
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  PlainsUte
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  Maybe she thought your testosterone levels could use a boost…
  
  http://boost-ur-body1.blogspot.com/
- 02/13/2017 at 11:54 AM #27075
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  Newbomb Turk
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  You should have been holding a water glass in your lap. It’s your fault.
  - 02/13/2017 at 12:11 PM #27079
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    PorterRockwell
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    How do you know he wasn’t? maybe he was and she just sucks at pouring water into a glass. She’d never make it in my tavern. Bad enough to waste water like that but if she wasted beer like that it would be a crime against humanity
- 02/13/2017 at 11:58 AM #27076
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  PorterRockwell
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  Write up a factual Yelp review of what happened. I have a colleague that did that with Grand America. They called her within twelve hours and comped her a two night stay.
  - 02/13/2017 at 12:04 PM #27077
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    Tacoma Ute
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    I will do so and on any other review sites I can find.
    - 02/13/2017 at 12:12 PM #27080
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      as you should, and if you need the Avenging Angel to dispense some Justice for you, well you know where to find me 🙂
- 02/13/2017 at 12:48 PM #27083
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  Ute Bc
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  I’m just glad you got home safely, walking the streets of Ogden is risky with all the bullets flying…
  - 02/13/2017 at 2:15 PM #27102
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    Tacoma Ute
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    I had my body armor and combat helmet on. The bullets only hurt a bit as they bounced off.
- 02/13/2017 at 1:29 PM #27090
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  Anonymous
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  I think there was more of a message sent you didn’t receive. You may never set foot in there but it was because they broke up with you not the other way around.
  - 02/13/2017 at 2:14 PM #27101
    
    Tacoma Ute
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    If that’s the case it worked most effectively.
- 02/13/2017 at 2:25 PM #27103
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  Substiute
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  Without a pic of any of the waitresses this post is meaningless.
  - 02/13/2017 at 2:28 PM #27108
    
    Tacoma Ute
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    They looked OK but nothing to write home about.
- 02/13/2017 at 8:30 PM #27184
  
  Utemachine
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  At a minimum she should have offered to dry your crotch for you.
- 02/13/2017 at 9:12 PM #27186
  
  Tacoma Ute
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  She tried but I wasn’t exactly in an amorous mood at that point. I just wanted to get home and change.
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