Welcome to the OSU game day sexual innuendo club. Thanks for coming!

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- 09/29/2023 at 11:00 AM #198107
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  Ute Dub
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  But seriously, can this Ute OL open some holes in this dirty beaver defense?
- 09/29/2023 at 1:00 PM #198146
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  Jim Vanderhoof
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  These beaver jokes are lame. I live in Beaver Utah and don’t think they are funny. Makes me want to go the Beaver liquor store and get a bottle of whiskey.
  - 09/29/2023 at 1:10 PM #198150
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    MTUTE
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    We could try and find a Beaver Bar to watch the game—liquor up front and poker in the rear. 😬 🤣 Sorry. Go Utes!
  - 09/29/2023 at 1:11 PM #198151
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    Anfernee
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    MILFord Beaver area? LUCKY!!!
  - 09/29/2023 at 1:45 PM #198157
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    Tony (admin)
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    My favorite road is the famous “Fillmore Beaver stretch.”
  - 09/29/2023 at 1:56 PM #198159
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    Central Coast Ute
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    I love Beaver. One of my favorite places to go through.
  - 09/29/2023 at 3:10 PM #198169
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    snorkerelli
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    Hah, you said Beaver liquor!
  - 09/29/2023 at 3:40 PM #198174
    
    Wes
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    Beaver liquor?
- 09/29/2023 at 1:14 PM #198153
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  wcrunner
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  No sexual post–Navy flyover for tonight’s game. F18 at 6:10pm
- 09/29/2023 at 1:28 PM #198155
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  DrahtUte
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  I’ve heard about these sexual innuendos with OSU but have never heard one.
  
  Maybe I’m just a little too long in the tooth to understand beaver puns.
- 09/29/2023 at 2:00 PM #198160
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  DrahtUte
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  I guess I really don’t give a dam about beaver jokes. I just want to pelt those guys tonight.
- 09/29/2023 at 2:58 PM #198166
  
  DrahtUte
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  Overall, I respect the beavers football program. They tried to be like the Ducks for a little while but I think they realized the dangers of getting overcommercialized.
- 09/29/2023 at 3:04 PM #198168
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  DrahtUte
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  I don’t think the beavers have enough length to compete with us on the edge, they all look very stubby. I’m sure they’ll try slapping at the ball with our receivers but we just can’t get startled. Their kicker looks really lazy as I swear he just hopes the wind does all the work.
  - 09/29/2023 at 3:20 PM #198170
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    DrahtUte
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    It seems a little hypocritical of whomever gave me the thumbs down to be trying to stop the flow here.
- 09/29/2023 at 3:43 PM #198175
  
  Rick
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  My favorite thing about Beaver is their billboard boasting of having the best tap water in the USA! Beaver pride!
- 09/29/2023 at 4:01 PM #198180
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  RedRocks
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  I saw that some folks were eating gator for the Florida game.
  
  Anyone here going to eat some beaver for today’s game? 😉
- 09/29/2023 at 4:32 PM #198185
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  DrahtUte
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  No matter how much I try to make clean beaver jokes, they somehow still sounds dirty. So I’m going to give up trying now and not let it gnaw at me.
  - 09/29/2023 at 7:04 PM #198244
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    wcrunner
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    DrahtUte
    
    My OSU Beaver son loves your clean beaver jokes.
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