I tortured myself with about 20 minutes of Fifty Shades of Grey. Who’d have thought they could make a movie who’s principal theme is kinky sex so incredibly boring?
The first one was painfully awful to watch, and it wasn’t really all that sexy or intriguing. It felt like a 2 hour-long Title IX violation, of the type BYU-P would cover up.
I have to admit it would be a lot more fun with George Takei narrating.