So this guy dies and goes to heaven. St Peter welcomes him and says, we’ve prepared a place for you in the mansion, come with me. So they walk up, and they are talking and suddenly Peter puts his finger to his lips while they walk past a door. After they get farther away, the guy asks him what that was about. Peter says “oh the Mormons are in there. They get upset when they can hear the others.”
Who cares what BYU fans think. Let them join their new club and get them off the schedule.