At this point, how could you not just laugh at all of this? This portal/NIL stuff jumped the shark so long ago. If I have to read another 18 year old make a formal announcement like he is giving a f***ing state of the union address I’m going to blow a gasket.
“To my friends, family, administration and community members, I’d like to first of all thank the Lord Jesus Christ for the opportunity to sign and then renege on my commitment before even setting foot on campus.”
I understand this is your life and only shot at this, but you were going to be the third string WR/QB/DB or whatever and you are eating Taco Bell and playing video games as your overpriced agent writes this announcement for you. It is so far away from the game we have come to love.