Anfernee

I’ve been telling people. This team will surprise a lot of people. Great showing through one half.

Their total offense is 57 and passing offense is 59. And they’ve had 7 touchdowns total in the last 12 quarters. Exact same as us.

Exactly! 📈

25. Entering week 11 Damien Alford will have more interceptions thrown than receptions.

Where’s Griff Robles when you need him?

BONANZA

Landen King will pick up more pieces of trash after the Holy War than his total number of receptions all season.

Yep. And at ASU. Kenny Dildoham has that team humming.

Zoobs just three victories against teams with a winning record.  1 point win (should have lost as we all know) over our Diarrhea Express team last week. Followed up by losing at home to a 3-6 Kansas team.

18. A Gatorade jug will not only derail the season but also set the program back.

Yea, Whitt leaving after setting the school record for consecutive losses (soon to happen) would be extremely un-Whitt.

13. My 85 year old grandma has more lateral speed and explosiveness than Lander Barton.

11. Instead of riding off into the sunset after a Big12 title and CFP run, Whitt rode into the Twilight Zone.

10. 2024 would be even harder on fans than the frustrating 2023 season.

And same comment last week from him.

I don’t think even Mother Teresa could find any positives as it currently stands for next year.

Yea. There’s a huge disconnect. In all facets of the program. The “family on 3” ain’t happening.