Anfernee

Look up definition of hyperbole.

There’s no point in caring anymore then. Might as well stop watching all together.

His true name is IT !!!!

Exactly! He has “it.”

If anything with our offensive decisions made sense it wouldn’t be Utah football.

Does the OC decide those changes usually? I agree Scalley needs a fresh start where it’s just him. But regardless I’m not sure that the OC has that much power.

Whitt’s birthday. Ty and Aaron’s senior night. Number 22 Iowa State coming into RES. We doing this. Go Utes!

Ok not a brick wall but maybe like really old particle board that doesn’t break easily.

From 13-0 to 1-9

I don’t think he actually cares about it being the proverbial “sunset.” Which we all know in sports rarely happens anyway. I just think he’d like to go out in some semblance of his own terms. And this shitnado 💩 🌪️ of a season ain’t it.

Yea, what I think will happen vs what I want/think is best for the program are definitely separate things. Maybe sweet Mr Eccles will donate a big chunk for NIL knowing it’s truly Kyle’s last rodeo. 🫰

*some

Even just your double capitalization of UTES deserves a thumbs up.

I have faith in Dildoham to take care of the Cougs on Saturday.

“You’re traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of game time decisions but of mind games. A journey into a not so wondrous land whose boundaries are that of zero offensive imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Whittlight Zone!”