Hey TomahawkClitoris! by the way, I did not upvote myself.
here is a funny joke I heard today.
A redneck goes hunting and shoots a “DEER” brings it home for the wife to cook it for dinner. The kids (Lisa, and Jake) are kind of picky eaters, they (mom and dad) decided not to tell the kids what kind of meat they were eating.
so Lisa asks mom: ” mom what meat are we eating?”
mom: Nope I’m not telling you”
Lisa than asks Dad: “dad What meat are we eating?”
Dad: ” Nope!, Im not telling you either; but, I’ll give you a hint.”, “your mom calls me this all the time”
Lisa than yells at Jake, ” Jake dont eat that, it’s an asshole”