GameForAnyFuss

Erm….no.

He chose to throw in his lot with BYU-P. He could have stayed at Utah as long as he wanted, living comfortably and securely, putting in his time while waiting to get a head coaching gig with a P5.

He knew what he was getting when he signed up for it (both pros and cons). He knew he was getting a tough recruiting gig. He knew he was…[Read more]

Yeah, it was done by Utah fans. Four were caught, cited, and released. Then this from Tom Holmoe:

Cougar cleans up well. 4 🤡s from up north apprehended. Literally caught "red handed" with red paint on hands by BYU's finest. #dumbcriminals pic.twitter.com/27GmbTArSj

— Tom Holmoe (@TomHolmoe) September 9, 2017

Meanwhile, I wonder how many sex assaults are going uninvestigated down there because “BYU’s finest” are busy working this heinous crime?

Healthy dose of racism in that thread as well. Dickbags…

Yes it would, and that is yet another reason why we should never schedule those bastards again. Eventually they’ll beat us (because that’s football) and it will be a total embarrassment. Even if we’ve beat them 100 times in a row when that day comes, all anyone will focus on is the loss. I don’t think today is that day, but I say we go out on top…[Read more]

I braved the commercials on BYUTV and watched the soccer game. Good game overall – really soft goal conceded by Utah.

But the most annoying thing was – you guessed it – all the zoob fans. They’re all screaming at the ref after every call and no-call, but it was obvious that they don’t understand the rules (making the wrong hand gestures for the…[Read more]

I don’t think it’s so much that the oddsmakers screwed up – it’s just that Vegas simply doesn’t care about this game. Here’s what I mean:

Most odds, even on websites that are based out of who knows where, come from Vegas. And Vegas oddsmakers are always going to focus their research on games that will bring in the most money (because that’s where…[Read more]

If I could invent a steak that lasts forever I’d be so rich. And fat.

Never. Play. Those. Bastards. Again. In. Any. Sport. Ever.

Look, I’m all for watching BYU-P wallow in misery. It’s truly grand. But I’m all in for the Utes – what happens to other schools is incidental. And right now, the BYU-P game is one of those “everything to lose, nothing to gain” games. No benefit to Utah whatsoever. All we get from it is…[Read more]

Utah 27 points Under
BYU 17 points Under
Utah sacks 4 Under
Utah forced INT 1.5 Over
Utah forced fumbles .5 Over
Utah rushing yards 150 Over
Utah Passing yards 250 Under
BYU rushing yards 100 Under
BYU passing yards 200 Under
BYU Turnovers 2.5 Over
Wrubell cries 2x If a broadcaster cries and there’s no one tuned in to hear it, does it make a sound?

When North Korea is gonna nuke you but you won't have to lose to Utah anymore pic.twitter.com/CzfpBo3TxT

— Robby McCombs (@rtmccombs) August 8, 2017

I see exactly one thing that makes me nervous:

For BYU-P, this is their Super Bowl, or something even bigger. For Utah, this is just another game standing between them and the real season.

Never underestimate what the most important game of a kid’s life can bring out of him.

It’s the first game of the year. That means one thing is pretty much damn guaranteed:

Drive-killing penalties

That will limit our offensive production. I don’t expect ND to have as many penalties since they return almost everyone and they’re not installing a new offense.

That said, we have playmakers on the team of the likes that ND won’t see…[Read more]

This is BYU-Provo we’re talking about. No babysitter wants to watch 8 kids under 3 – gotta bring them to the game I guess.

I dunno…the stripes remind me of the socks my mom used to buy me in 1981.

Haha!

I hope after this game is over you’ll still pay this site a visit every once in a while. You’re the kind of opposing fan I really enjoy having around.

Troy Taylor

Haha…when I first read your post, I thought it said “protect your SHEEP. It’s North Dakota.”

Maybe that’s good advice too. North Dakota is still pretty close to Wyoming…

Sorry to piss in the cereal, but drawing any conclusions (positive or negative) after a first game is not a good look.

To give everyone an idea of how fast that 10.13 from Javelin Guidry is…

At the 2017 track world championships, that time would have gotten him 7th place in the 100m finals.

My snarky answers:

Yes…at defensive back
Ryan Leaf
Only if he can play basketball
Alabama vs. BYU-P (national championship game)
My son’s soccer game
No, I’m an elk