GameForAnyFuss

Breaking: Covey made the Eagles roster!

Nah, I like FU better.

Which seats and how much?

First week of football is so strange. Some teams raise their game to the occasion, some teams succumb to the nerves that come with the spotlight. I just hope Utah is the former.

Everyone run – don’t walk – to Twitter and watch Brady’s goal. It’s a banger.

You know, if I were you, I would just stop caring up upvotes and downvotes. They don’t affect anything material, and they don’t make you a better or worse person than you are.

I disagree. This is about money, not wins. Does Rutgers bring any eyeballs to televisions? There are plenty of perennial punching bags that have a lot bigger TV markets (UCLA, for example).

Until they get kicked to the curb by their current conferences in a few years.

The problem with being a small fish in a big pond is eventually the big fish get tired of supporting you. If I’m Rutgers, Purdue, Illinois, etc. I’m putting that new money in a high-yield investment because it ain’t gonna be there for long.

Good. I hope they keep disrespecting Utah, and I hope both teams listen carefully.

Drive into the neighborhood to the north of the stadium. Pay a crackhead $20 to park on his lawn.

Yes, I’m serious.

Translated into English for those who don’t speak Ski Racing:

Less than 30 FIS points in giant slalom = world class = baller = good get

They are mid-major trash. They won games last year by catching some good teams at the right times and then beating their usual menu of French pastries. Then they were exposed by a bad team in a bad bowl game. They don’t deserve to be ranked.

In honor of Jameis Winston (yes, I know…wrong school), the only acceptable thing to eat is crab legs.

I’m staying at one of my cousin Mario’s trap houses in Gainesville.

A. All day, every day.

I’m mostly worried about ball security.

First of all, we seem to have fumbling problems in an early game every year.

Second, even when it’s “cool” in Florida, their godforsaken humidity has everyone sweating like an ovulating cow. That means slippery hands and arms, which means balls get knocked loose easier.

The funniest thing is reading posts on socials saying things like “haha…the PAC just lost its two best schools and they’re going to have to add mediocre G5 teams just to survive.”

Ummmm…the Big 12 literally just did the same thing and BYU-Provo Campus was one of the ads, you freaking pinecone.

I’ll get flamed for this take but I don’t care: E.T. is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

The Big 12 is a sinking ship. You don’t jump off one sinking ship just to jump on another.

A PAC12/ACC merger is the only good outcome that remains.

Yeah that’s what I was referring to. And not just the part where he was drilling an older lady, but the part where she was his mom’s best friend (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little) and the part where he was cheating on his girlfriend at the time.