GameForAnyFuss

Yeah his commentary on OU’s pick play was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. “It didn’t really interfere with the defense.” Bro, he completely stood the defender up!

I would say same amount of Cheetos, but less ammo at the campus bookstore.

Also, isn’t Oregon still pretty banged up? Aren’t they missing some key players, while others are playing but won’t be 100%?

Looks like an ankle sprain. And not having our two best centers is highly noticeable – once Carlson went out, USC started attacking the paint with no problem.

This is the wholesome content I’m here for. Glad we could help make his dream come true!

If they air it out, Utah will win. That QB will make mistakes. A defense better than OSU’s will punish them.

The Notre Dame job opening up might be the second thing to fall into Urban Meyer’s lap this year.

Also, football is all about matchups, right? For the first time in a long time, I feel like the way they play is a good matchup for Utah. Their run game is solid, their throw game is suspect.

In past years, Oregon was a pass-first team. They could shred you if you didn’t have an insanely athletic secondary. And Utah’s strength is always stopping…[Read more]

To quote Hedley Lamar, “gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters.”

I’m not super worried about being away from RES for a couple of reasons. First, Oregon has had most of their struggles on the road as well. Aside from a great win over tOSU, they have looked quite pedestrian away from Eugene. Second, this will be almost like a home game for Utah. I…[Read more]

I hope Jaxon Dart tears his ACL.

What the fuuuuuuu…?

Based on this year results, big12 looks stronger than the pac12.

Perhaps, but I thought we were talking about who is trending up, not who looks better this year?

Ask yourself this: Between the PAC12 and the Big 12, which is more likely to be a P5 conference 5 years from now? Which will have the better TV deal 5 years from now? Which is more…[Read more]

Yeah I’m gonna go ahead and disagree that joining the Big 12 is “trending up”. The Big 12 is a shell of its former self when Texas and OU leave. Almost every other current member clandestinely tried to leave this last year, like rats trying to get off a sinking ship, and nobody would take them. Their next TV deal will be far worse than the current…[Read more]

That one is more sensitive and I don’t like people touching it.

They’re cocky when they don’t deserve it too. They can suck my left nut as far as I’m concerned.

Are you really advocating taking a safety instead of risking a punt return for touchdown? Statistics aren’t going to support your strategy, I’m afraid.

A safety is worth 2 points, a TD worth 6. So you would have to be giving up a TD on 1 out of every 3 punts in order for you to “break even” with this strategy. This year, Utah has punted 33 times,…[Read more]

You’re out here doing the Lord’s work, Tony. Thank you.

Yep, and I love it! Very different dynamic from traditional American sports, but fun in its own way.

OSU is our best matchup. We will be out for revenge, we lost a fluke game on the road last time, and we will bring a ton more fans. It will be a home game this time.
OU is our worst matchup. They’re a wounded rattlesnake. They will be cranky and looking to bite someone. They will bring a lot of fans to Vegas.

Never. Play. Those. Twats. In. Any. Sport. Again. Ever.

Yeah, it’s stupid, but explainable. Group dynamics have an interesting effect on human behavior.