GameForAnyFuss

Utefans.net was a great site until people started push out the best posters there. That’s when it went to crap.

Think about that before you push out the best poster here.

Fireworks cons:
1. Fire risk
2. Pollution
3. PTSD for vulnerable groups
4. Smell like crap
5. Causes dogs to get lost
6. Lack of sleep for an entire nation that has to go to work the next morning

Fireworks pros:
1. They’re pretty

The problem is that the one pro can be negated by just going to a professional show, so there’s really no reason for…[Read more]

There are some good studies on this phenomenon. You can find many online. It really boils down to a few things:

1. The teams we support tend to revolve around an institution or place that is part of our personal identity (a school, a city, a state, a country). And because we want to be seen as successful, our egos need those aspects of our…[Read more]

And apparently they’re willing to PAY YOU to drink Coronas and grope coeds. Frankly I don’t understand how they didn’t get every decent HS football player in the country.

QB: Utah
RB: Utah
WR: Utah
TE: Utah
OL: Utah
DL: Utah
LB: Utah
Secondary: Utah
Special Teams: Utah
Coaching: Utah
Home Field: Utah (our record is better at LES than RES)
Academics: Utah
Penis size: Utah
Sanctimoniousness: BYU

OK I’ll bite. What is your criteria for determining if a team is worthy of being funded by Utah?

I read an interesting statistic last night. In case of a sudden cardiac arrest, if an AED is not used within 3 minutes, odds of survival are 7%. If an AED is used within 3 minutes, odds of survival are 70%.

AEDs save lives as well, and they’re actually quite easy to use, even for the untrained. Just turn it on and follow the audio prompts.

And…[Read more]

That was really scary. But I’m absolutely amazed by what transpired after – the guy had CPR for 10 minutes and was conscious by the time he was transported.

Everyone should get CPR certified. CPR saves lives.

I actually inquired about this once. My wife is a graduate of the music school (where literally everything is named after someone). She once introduced me to the dean. I asked him how much it would cost to get my name on a urinal in Kingsbury Hall.

One of them eventually got a written commitment. In fact, we’re celebrating 21 years of written commitment tomorrow!

When I was in college and some girl would show up at my dorm room door, my first question to her was always “is this an official or unofficial visit?”

Quite right. It’s more like polygamy, followed by eloping to a Vegas love chapel for a quick wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator, followed by a divorce 6 months later when you realize the person you married isn’t as hot as you thought and you’re not tapping as much ass as you thought you would.

If that bugs you, don’t ask how BYU-Provo rolls. They’ll keep trying to date you after you’re married, if you get my drift.

I am honestly not sure how he was able to qualify for BYU considering the honor code.

The what, now? Oh, you mean that thing they have down there that doesn’t apply to athletes…my bad.

6’10” 240 lb?

You’re probably right. But remember, the pandemic has been hard on all of us. Arizona probably had to switch from cash to contactless payments, like credit card or Venmo.

Back to normal? You mean Arizona gets to start paying recruits again?

I actually love how our athletic department refers to them as STUDENT-athletes. College sports in general are doing a disservice to their S-As. 99% of them will be forced to earn their living in some field unrelated to sports.

I’m proud to support a program that truly puts academics first.

Nakada is a real one. Good hire.