GameForAnyFuss

Whatever you do, Tony, please don’t vote. 😉

If you have a family and multiple TVs, Sling blows. You can’t watch different channels on different TVs at the same time. That means you can’t watch football on one TV while your kids watch Disney on another.

“I want you and the doctor to witness this. I’m taking the political officer’s missile key…and I’m keeping it myself.”

I bet Cristiano Ronaldo would make a decent corner. Good vision, excellent lateral quickness, excellent speed…but poor hands.

This is great news for me personally. The last scallops I bought from Trident Seafoods were rubbery and tough. Now I know where to go for better seafood products. Thanks PAC12!

I have a mid-level Xfinity package and 755 is working for me. Good luck with customer service…

How can there be a Duke’s Mayo bowl and nobody even projects BYU-Provo to be involved? I mean, I can’t imagine a better fit than BYU-Provo and mayonnaise.

Baseball. What other sport gives you 12 seconds of action crammed into 4 hours of coverage?

Seriously though, that game-winning at-bat was insane. Total scenes.

So now we know what it would look like if Utah’s 4th string played Boise St.

Punch them in the throat, apologize, and then punch them in the throat again?

Punch them in the throat one by one?

Lighten up, Francis. Every university offers “easy A” classes in every department.

Fortunately, when it comes to real science classes, the U beats BYU-Provo Campus in every possible way. The U wins Nobel Prizes – BYU-Provo Campus still has science classes that teach that the earth is 7,000 years old (yes, seriously!).

I got 69’d behind the dumpster once.

Thioune has added 30 lbs.? So what’s he up to now…about 150? J/K I hope he becomes a solid contributor this year.

Yeah you did…and you look so smart!

But wait…I already thought Ty Jordan was going to be a star but I still don’t look smart. What should I do?

I keep reading articles and comments on the internet talking about BYU

I think I found the problem…

I’ll admit I’m excited for basketball season. I always am. Even when we’re in the throes of transfer purgatory.

On that note, did anyone notice we only had one player transfer this past season?

That said, I’m most excited to see Martinez. The buzz is he’s a slasher unlike any we’ve had before.

The ones who don’t cut it on the football team get a guaranteed job as supervisor of a women’s tights child labor sweat shop in Myanmar.

“Let me tell you something, I served my country. I played high school football. Four touchdowns in one game, yet I’m not exempt of state and federal taxes. Is this how you treat us heroes?” – Al Bundy