GameForAnyFuss

What I find interesting about these stories of egregious acts (pissing on BYU-P fans?) is that nobody can ever produce a video or photo of any of it. And that’s despite the fact that it’s allegedly taking place in a densely-packed area where literally every single person has a camera in their pocket.

Contrast that with when BYU-P fans act badly…[Read more]

Dude, where do you think I go to do my browsing and posting on UteHump? Where do you think I’m sitting right now? 

I think the real question as it pertains to us as Utah fans is, did he have those same ethical problems when he was at Utah? I’m inclined to say no – my wife work for the AD’s office at that time and she said Urban ran a very tight ship as far as anyone at the AD’s office knew.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he started having to be a bit more shady…[Read more]

Well, except for (a) lying to the media, and (b) keeping a known spousal abuser on his staff for 3 years.

If Ohio State is anything like U of U, employees are required to report alleged abuse if they become aware of it, even if they don’t know whether it really happened or the victim doesn’t want to. So urban is probably violating a major clause in his employment contract at minimum. He’s done. 

If we’re in a situation where we’re looking ahead to the PAC12 championship game, that means we’re a really damn good team – best Utah team ever IMO – including our backups. Result: BYU-P loses. 
If we’re in a situation where we’re not going to the PAC12 championship game, then we’re probably still an ok team and our starters play. Result: BYU-P…[Read more]

Don’t look now but KSL has the best Utes coverage of any local media outlet. Not that the bar is super high, but still…

Pretty sure that, even if Utah wins the toss and defers, the game will still begin with a kickoff. 😉

OK, I’ll be the smart ass…

I guarantee the first special teams play we’ll see this year is a kickoff.

Yeah, that video made me tired. I just shouted for my kids to bring me another lemonade, and I’m going to roll onto my other side because I’m starting to get hammock sores. That should do the trick.

Sling sucks hind titty.
You can only use it on one device per household. That means you’re going to be fighting over who gets to watch TV, unless you’re a single guy in a one bedroom apartment.

Do they have freaking laser beams on their freaking heads? 
Seriously, sharks on the course is the best thing that could happen to golf.

I work for the U and I can tell you that this is still a huge problem and it affects even more than the athletic department. My department was audited by the state last year (first time ever). They had no findings. Zero. So guess what? We’re getting audited again this year! Cost to the taxpayer for each audit? $350,000. And all driven by a…[Read more]

Jaylon Johnson because opposing QBs will throw the ball into his hands a lot. 

This. The blue hairs at BYU-P will never align themselves with Utah – they’ve been hating Utah forever and telling others why they should hate Utah too. They will die praising BYU-P. 
If BYU-P athletics went away, they would mostly gravitate to USU because they perceive it as more righteous than Utah, which they’re conditioned to believe is a den…[Read more]

Except that the music that plays to the “crowd’s demographic” is garbage. Contrary to what Homer Simpson said, music did not achieve perfection in 1973.

I’m not a big rap fan, but the under-60 crowd and I would definitely prefer rap or even silence to butt rock.

Turf is getting safer but it still has a long ways to go before it’s as safe as grass. It just doesn’t release your feet in those twisting movements. Sports that you’re starting to see a lot of on turf (football, soccer, lacrosse mostly) have had a startling increase in the number of ACLs since modern turf came about.

I’m involved in soccer…[Read more]

What changes would I like to see at RES?

Less BYU-Provo in it every other year.

I’m glad he’ll be back, especially from the basketball perspective. BYU-Provo is a better team without him.