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Edited for realism:

Whit: “OK. Who’s flipping the coin?” “Is that you, Cam”?
Cam: “Right, Coach. Got it right here.”
Whit: “OK, what’d you got?”

The coin lands on his palm, shattering his metacarpals.

Cam: “Heads, Coach”. Heads was FG.”
Whit: “Do it again. We’ll go 2 out of 3!”
Cam: “You got it, Coach. Double Tails.”
Whit: “Signal that in, Lu…[Read more]

Cam would be working at burger king

Despite being well informed in the program he also said Cam was all but heal in June of ’23. The gamesmanship of Whitt is pretty much in the realm of outright deception, even toward our own.

I’d be pretty surprised if Whitt is at the point of being concerned about his social security distribution and his 401k. He’s finding money like that in the couch cushions.

Even if you totally blow it the fanbase will be comically averse to firing you. It’s basically a dream.

This is a 10 on the Rickter scale

There was physical therapist on another thread that basically said “look if you’re wearing this brace here’s the deal” and it wasn’t great, wasn’t terrible. But basically we probably shouldn’t expect Cam for a little while longer though he is well on his way to recovered

Son don’t pollute my feed. You’re a 2nd rate troll but I respect your longevity. I might do the same on CB someday.

Apparently the game winning play also featured two ineligible receivers downfield.

I don’t keep track of recruiting so I’m not even going to double check this but I think you might’ve jinxed us by predicting it, Cali. Your record is impressive in a reverse sort of way

I respect pretending that your take was a bad joke slightly more than I respect doubling down on it, which is standard practice. Your virtue shines.

It’s true, it’s an impressive stat. I think it’s due both to our team’s style of play and our defense’s ability. Even though they’re not the best we’ve had I feel that they’re doing well overall.

It’s weird we seem to have some problems when you look at things like numbers or even just our team playing. But what I’m being told very frequently on this board is that no one’s responsible. Oh well, guess we’re stuck.

ISU Might sustain success but them, BYU, and Colorado are all in serious danger because they have little depth generally or in key position groups that will make late season game difficult. Teams with little depth have already played their best football.

I didn’t watch the whole game but Cal was a lot of fun to watch early. The take this morning seems to be that it was basically a fix for Miami.

I specifically call out that I enjoyed watching the teams with lower talent succeed and you name three losing teams with MORE talent than their opponents this week???

Somebody with a single wrinkle in their brain might’ve come to the conclusion that I might’ve been referring to the OTHER three teams in your noted matchups. lol

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The program of Utah football has in the past, and could again in the future, exist without Cam Rising.

It’s crazy how much more fun to watch and effective other teams’ offenses are. Even the ones with low talent are making plays and they feel extremely varied in what they’re calling. I see chunk yardage so much more frequently.

We field trash.

Ya this week was a bloodbath