RoboUte

It’s hard to say because other teams just go ahead and get other starting QBs when their is injured. We’d have to have a data pool on teams that not only don’t replace their QB but refuse to give the backups first team reps for half the season to know if this sort of a win total is really anomalous.

I love that we beat USC and UCLA, great…[Read more]

What do you mean by lower the ceiling? That thought hadn’t occurred to me at all.

If this was a coach’s first season with a team and there was no history at all to pull expectations from this season gets a coach fired from most good programs. You don’t field a team with no QB, you just don’t. That’s like running a nascar team and forgetting the fuckin’ tires.

Lmfao. Sure we did fine with the number of injuries we had but there’s no excuse for the earth shatteringly pathetic QB debacle that directly lost us our QB3 and RB1 (as well as a few games). Nor is there any excuse for the pale lifeless corpse of a team he brought to the bowl game.

Given that’s Whitt’s tenure has been so successful in general…[Read more]

different dude

“The question with Fano is if he can stay healthy”

You’re convinced about the offense but you should be asking this question about the QB we’ll allegedly have next year.

Did anyone tell them our whole ass team transferred out or declared for the draft?

performance issues.

conventional is overrated as it is

When you’re THAT wrong it’s lying or idiocy. If I believe I can fly to the moon in my washing machine and I’m stupid enough to believe that I’m not lying but my word is still just as worthless.

The problem is there’s no context which dispels that bad light, only shines it in different directions in different shares. Just because we don’t know how the mistake was made at an extremely detailed level doesn’t mean we need to ignore the plain logic of it occurring at all.

“is Whitt so hard up for a QB that he’d keep someone that lied to him?”

IDK look at our roster and you tell me.

Why not pay Cam to not actually play? We pay Ludwig $2 million to coach quarterbacks.

That idea is plausible. But it kind of jumps the border into comical disaster when you get to week 6 still playing that game, as they very much did. Given that the preseason is pretty over by then. On top of that if you’re playing 4d chess with your preseason ranking in week 6 then you’re exactly the sort of person who I’d peg to entirely forget…[Read more]

I’m not sure how you would arrive at the conclusion that Jackson is more instrumental to our wins than Cam, rather than somehow counting Cam as instrumental in our losses this year, which is sort of a funny way to look at it.

Oh and you’re wondering why we’re giving Rising a pass? Well he’s a good player who has given a lot to the team, so…[Read more]

The wife and the mechanic are having an affair so they’re a package deal. And the wife has really let herself go and will be divorcing you in about a year, so everything will work out. We just start hitting the titty bar at this point.

ngl decent banter.

“make sure you don’t fire your wife”

Ah so in this metaphor Whittingham is the wife, that’s very cute and sweet and definitely not a disturbing window into the way you view your relationship with our coach…

Furthermore, my wife works for free, as it were. But if it was the case that my wife was merely my employee and I paid her $5 Million a y…[Read more]

“but hindsight is 20/20 and not something Whitt had the benefit of knowing before the game”

Pictured: Ute Dub using hindsight on the rest of our entire season

“how quickly have we forgotten the past seasons of great football”

Not quite as quickly as we’ve forgotten the bad ones, apparently. Four days is an impressive turnaround though. If I ever need to forget my own birthday or my last name or the color of grass I’ll DM you for pointers.