RoboUte

I have to agree, is twitter really serving anybody at this point? What does it invite into your life, and is anything you’re reading important enough for the 8 hours a day it demands?

Can we just get back to drugs and alcohol as the good lord intended? The stories will be a lot more rad and we can at least grab brunch afterward.

If you have any remaining cosmic juice in those wishes don’t waste them on Utah. That’s like digging up a corpse to put a bandaid on it. Use it on your team.

Finally, statistical proof that Wilson is better than Rising. Truly a battle of titans.

Don’t worry about us being wary or hating you outright we don’t hate anyone in the Big12 aside from BYU, who you’ll come to hate as well, ask most any fan with experience sharing a conference with them.

In terms of the online fanbase at this point it’s convenient that big 12 fans neatly separated themselves into two varieties. Those who are…[Read more]

BYU losing is being taken in stride by pretty much everyone because it was extremely clear that you can’t just rely on luck for an entire season. At some point it’s going to break the other way and honestly it took far longer than anyone should ever reasonably expect.

Wow not even the Mono misdirection worked! It’s like the only ideas we have left to try to win football games is to hide who’s starting. Good teams win by being better, not this idiotic cloak and dagger shit. Hiding which flavor of shit is in the shit smoothie still leaves you with a shit smoothie. The AD needs to save everyone from Whitt and…[Read more]

Problem is it’s clearly her account.

He’ll be the first to tell his mom it was his choice to go out there, and I’m sure it was. But damn if they knew the specific injury you’ve got to throw in botari

No I don’t think it is. But all hope is not lost. I think we have a good chance of taking one of our remaining

Compromised? Putin has gotten to Harlan?

I think no matter what happens they may be in for a loss at ASU

Lol he forgot the first account’s password

Winding and rich story. Mines much less interesting I’d have to think. But I’m a native Utahn and much like you, my time in Utah and my proximity to the devout themselves ensured with extreme certainty that BYU and I had no future together. Eventually I chased a dream to SLC and attended the U. If I lived my life out 10,000 times there’s no…[Read more]

This stuff comes from what I’d describe as a lack of “worldliness” in Utah youth. Because the state can be very culturally monolithic there is this very odd feedback loop where nobody in the club is punished for doing things that would get you laughed at or beat up elsewhere. And as years go on,in an effort to one up itself, it gets more strange…[Read more]

Hm. You forgot to actually troll. There’s no buildup, payoff, or call to action.

Gen z is losing so many of our traditional arts.

I’ve never minded Colorado fans but I’ve heard stories of how things were a long time ago

I’m incredibly sad that he could go out on two losses in a row. I watched the first 20 seconds of his press conference and had no interest in continuing because I was just so heartbroken that this man who has poured his entire life into the program may well go out riding a wave of cacophonous baying. He is a legend who deserves better of fate, but…[Read more]

Well I’ve got great news about that bowl game for you

I love the thorough analysis

Issues, you say? Is Utah football experiencing issues at the moment? What dark magic has unsealed these secrets never meant for the light of day?