Oh, Mark “Swalberg”—you BYU trolls really don’t know when to quit, do you? You must’ve mashed your keyboard extra hard while writing that load of delusion, hoping someone here would mistake you for an actual Utah fan. News flash: no real Ute fan has ever uttered the words “BYU will run this state” without choking on their own bile.
Let’s be real. You guys finally stumbled into a few decent recruiting classes after decades of irrelevance, and now you’re crowning yourselves kings of the state? BYU’s “dominance” is built on NIL pipe dreams, milk-chugging hype, and the same tired arrogance that’s made you a national punchline since the floppy disk era. Meanwhile, Utah has owned this rivalry for 20 of the last 25 years—on the field, on the court, and in every way that matters.
The “beginning of the end” already happened—for you. When Utah jumped to the Pac-12, we left you behind like a discarded VHS tape. Now we’re in the Big 12 too, and you’re terrified, because deep down, you know what’s coming: more losses, more excuses, and more Utah dominance. Enjoy your preseason trophies and moral victories—because when it counts, we’ll still be the ones shoving you into the dirt and walking away with the W.
Now run along, Mark. You’re embarrassing yourself—and that’s saying something, considering the company you keep in Provo
