MantisToboggan

Classic.

You have won! I forfeit.

Clearly, I feel burned by your cutting insight.

And damn you for your brilliant baiting—getting me to out myself!

I feel so stupid!

Must be because I don’t know what it’s like to be a metropolitan Floridian, who dines on fine food, owns many leather books on mahogany shelves.

1) I’m grateful that I made you laugh. Bringing joy to people in football poverty is a #blessing

2) We’re so immature, I get it. Oftentimes we result to religious bigotry because we have literally nothing else to cling to. p.s. I’m not mormon, but if you’d like to make allusions to me being offended by the “temple square” stuff, go for…[Read more]

Okay, I guess that makes sense…

Sure.

Yeah, what you’re saying 100% is simultaneously a burn and a great point!

Come on, just a little friendly back and forth that we’ve been able to enjoy over on CB with all of your fans.

But you have to admit, it is a little funny that you said you could “spot” BYU humor a mile away, and then whiff several times.

Best of luck to you, guys! I hope you guys win 2 of your next 3 games!

Ouch.

That was super mean.

Welp, back to “panhandling”…I guess?

I’ve literally never heard of that word?

Had to look it up…

Irony; Noun: : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning

Example: “We’re going to run the BIG12”

Sure, if your move is to dodge your comment that I “proved” you right when the ESPN article clowning on Harlan and Utah is an East Coast writer.

But by all means, go ahead and tell me about the sophisticated humor of Utah fans…

This is an actual literal ESPN link.

You guys live in such a bubble that you don’t realize everyone hates you, including your moms.

Literal lol, but not in the way you’re thinking

You crammed as many multisyllabic words in there to show your ‘sophistication’ only to essentially steal the quote from Mike Tyson “Social media made y’all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.”

Also, to the homie who is grateful he grew up as a…[Read more]

“Also Angry: Pittsburgh Panthers (7-2, unranked), Duke Blue Devils (7-3, unranked), Georgia Bulldogs (7-2, No. 12), Utah Utes AD Mark Harlan (the Utes would be ranked if Big 12 Commissioner Brett Yormark hadn’t rigged the system!) and UConn Huskies (7-3, unranked and thus prohibiting us from Jim Mora Jr. giving a “You wanna talk about playoffs?!?” rant).”