Milton Vanderslice

Thought this would be a great use of ChatGPT, but alas their “filters” for offensive content won’t let me do it.

This isn’t Utah County.

I expect ugly offensive on both sides and low scoring game. Closer game than most expect. Defensive battle. Win ugly.

That’s why they play the games?

Badaboom hey! Try the veal.

I hope our offense plays loose and our defense doesn’t!

We’ll certainly be out of the ridiculous playoff conversation.

Did you say insert Johnson if we’re behind?

Yes big bets will move the line for sure.

Thanks for mentioning that. I want to watch it and I kind of don’t.

I’m sure he already knows.

This is a great example of the childish garbage I’ve quite enjoyed being away from for most of the last decade.

My predict the score total is 42 points. I guess that means I think it will go under.

What’s the over/under?

They’re annoying, and they manage to suck a lot of people into their idiotic, childish ideas and penis measuring contests. One of the many reasons I’m disappointed we’re back in a league with them. They say a rising tide raises all ships? The zoo sure as hell does’t raise anything. They’re the opposite of a rising tide.

I’ve got some invisible tickets for the Florida game I’d like to sell.

Marquise Blair… oh man what a player. Yes he got some targeting calls. Some good. Some bad. When you hit that hard it’s going to happen.