“I’m going to make your son date my foul-mouthed, abusive daughter. I’m going to tell my bishop that you have known each other since you were kids so there is no reason for you to stay away and he’ll make them go out. You’re just afraid that they’ll want to get married and his life will be a living hell. He’s probably afraid he’ll get punched in the groin like that other kid, or sucker punched again like she is always doing – but we’ve already thought about talking to her about that, but it was just in the heat of the moment so we don’t want her to feel bad.”
“Besides, she doesn’t even want to date him because she has lots of other rich guys who are dying to take her out. But they can’t because their prejudiced parents think she is too pure and her racist attitudes and lack of education are drawbacks. It’s just that she expected to go out, and how is she supposed to get another date 10 months from now?”
“You Yewts are all slime!!”
-TH
Utah @ 
Mississippi State 
